Dec 26, 2012

Starting a New Business

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Dec 5, 2012

Wearing Horns

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Welcome home from work, honey. How was your day? Oh, I know, it's that busy time of year. It's got to be tough. Don't you worry, though. Things are about to get a lot easier for you here at home.

Honey, I want to introduce you to Charlie. Remember that problem we've been having with the heating vent for the last few months? The one you could never get to or figure out? Charlie here came over today from the Handiman Connection and took care of it for me. He also took care of a few other things around here that I've been nagging you about.

Yes, Charlie took care of a lot of things. And he's going to take care of a few others to relieve my poor overworked husband... Doesn't that sound nice? Charlie's very handy. He knows how to use his tools like a real man should. Not like you. No, no, before you say a word, just think of all the things around the house that I've asked you to do and all of the excuses you've given me. You don't have the right tools, you don't have enough time. Blah blah blah. You've been giving me nothing but excuses. And that goes for more than just the furnace or the dishwasher or the way the lights flicker downstairs. I'm talking about the most important room in the house, hon. I'm talking about our bedroom. Charlie's going to help me out there, too. Now, follow me down the hall and I'll show you exactly what I mean.

Honey, move those clothes to the floor and sit on the chair in the corner. That's right. Now it's time for you to learn a thing or two of how to make a woman happy in her home.

Oh, look at that body. Charlie, your muscles are so impressive. And I love your hairy chest. I've been sleeping next to him for the last four years and, believe me; it's like sleeping with my sister. He's barely got any hair on him, not even on his balls! But, you! Now you're what I think of when I think of a man, when I lay in bed with my vibrator I picture someone just like you, Charlie. Honey, didn't you know that after you fall asleep every night I lie awake with my vibrator thinking about getting fucked by a real man? I'm sorry, babe, but you just don't do it for me... never have... it's just that you don't have the right tools in that toolbox. Now, Charlie, here... Look at that tool. Mmmm, that's a real cock; the kind that makes a woman weak in the knees... Have you ever seen such a thing? No, of course you haven't. At least, you haven't seen something like this when you look down over that paunch of yours to see that little thing you call a cock. Oh, god, I can feel it getting thicker and harder in my hand. I want to feel it getting that way in my mouth. Mmmm, this is how a real man can please a woman; can please me. Feeling a little uncomfortable? Why are you shifting around so much in your seat? Trying to get a better view? Don't worry about that. The fun's just starting. Charlie, take off my clothes. Strip me. I want to be naked for you.

Mmmm, yes. Your hands are so strong and rough. I love the way you grope my ass. Let's get on the bed so my husband can see us better... I want him to know what it looks like when a man... a real man... takes a woman. Lay down, I want to ride that beast between your legs. Oh, shit... I can feel it... every inch... oh my god... Yes... I feel so full... it's like I'm going to fucking burst. Oh, yeah...

Do you see this, honey? Watch the way my hips are rocking on Charlie's cock... I don't have to worry about him falling out of me because he's so fucking big... not like you.

Do me from behind, Charlie. I want to get close to my husband so he can watch my face when you're fucking me. I want him to see what it's like when I'm getting properly fucked. Are you watching me, honey?

Oh my god, you've got a fucking hard-on, don't you? You do! Take down your pants. Look at this, Charlie. This is what I've been dealing with. Yes, that's how he looks when he's fully hard.

Do you like seeing me getting fucked, honey? Or is it Charlie that's turning you on, you silly little faggot. Go ahead, honey, you can jerk that little thing while Charlie's fucking me. I know you want to. Now, watch my face. Look at me as Charlie... oh shit... yes.... Charlie's pushing himself.... so deep... yes... so fucking deep. Yes.... Don't hold back, Charlie. Don't worry about hurting me. I haven't been fucked like this in years. Yes, pull my hair... Give it to me. Oh fuck. Yes. Oh, shit, yes, Charlie, yes... Oh, I'm gonna cum... Yes. Oh fuck! Honey, are you going to while you see me getting fucked? Go ahead, honey... because this won't be the last time you watch me getting fucked.... but it may be the last time I let you cum while it's happening. You might be too busy next time... Getting Charlie ready to fuck me.... or licking my ass while Charlie fucks my cunt.... Go ahead, baby... you can cum while watching a real man fucking me.

Oh, Charlie, are you cumming, too? Oh yes... YES.... Oh, shit... Oh, god, I'm cumming again.... Yes... Oh fuck, I can feel you shooting inside of me. FUCK.

Shit, Charlie, that was incredible. Do you want to see something really funny? Look at my husband's stomach. See those few little drips there? He came. Isn't that hysterical? I can feel you gushing down my legs and that's all that happens when my husband has an orgasm. I wish all men could be like you, Charlie, but... I guess someone has to be around for cleaning up. And that's what you're going to do, honey. Get down between my legs and clean me up. I want you to eat every drop of Charlie's cum. Next time maybe you'll get it straight from the source, you fucking little faggot. You're definitely not a man so I figure that you've got to be at least half a fag.

Yes, lick it up... Clean my legs first and work up to my cunt. I want to hear you slurping it; sucking up the mess. Do a good job, I want to be clean before Charlie fucks me again... You'd better get used to the taste because you're going to be eating a lot of that from here on out.