Variety Pack

I married the first girl I had sex with.

And then I didn't have sex again for a while.

As the marriage crumbled I realized that I had a lot of wild oats to sow. I made a resolution that I'm still working on.

"I want to try my hand at every kind of girl I can find. I want to have sex with a black girl, an Asian girl, a Jewish girl... It sounds like there's a punch line coming up but there's not. I want to try tall girls, short girls (a dwarf if I can find one); I'm intent on a United Nations of pussy."

And, I still am. I don't have a checklist written down anywhere; a "girls to do before I die" kind of thing but I have a mental inventory of what/who I've done to this point. There are a few glaring omissions but nothing terrible. There's only one hole (ha!) that bothers me...

From my earlier posts, it's pretty easy to discern what industry I work in. If that's not the case, then let me add... I work with a lot of Indian people. No, actually, I work with a lot of Indian women. I don't tend to have crushes on people, especially co-workers, but I find one of them particularly attractive and her accent is to die for. While I'll never be with her, I'm still on hunt for some sari-wrapped strange... (Sorry to be crude but it was too good to pass up).

A Lovely Bum

Molls Gone Wild

Captured

This article brilliantly captures how unrelenting the creative process can be at times -- not to claim that I've ever been creative. When the muse want to fuck is by one of my favorite erotic writers. Be sure to check it out.

The Pet: Movie Review

In this laughable tale, Mary (Andrea Edmondson) is unappreciated by everyone in her life including the boyfriend who killed her cat. It seems that only the slimy Frenchman Philip (Pierre Dulat) understands Mary and what she needs. He introduces her to lifestyle BDSM (Bondage Discipline SadoMasochism) and, by locking her in a cage, frees her to be his GG (“good girl”). Previously inexperienced with “the lifestyle,” Mary adopts the conventions of her newfound slavery with a questionable ease, taking to her triangular cage as if she had been born there.

Rather than explore the dynamics of D/s (“Dominance/submission”), training, and various forms of play as done in Molly Weatherfield’s Carrie’s Story, Kim Corum’s Breaking the Girl, Pauline Reage’s The Story of O, or Puppy Sharon and Steven Toushin’s The Puppy Papers, THE PET moves quickly from lukewarm erotica into tepid thriller territory with a human trafficking plot. If the lame first half was too much for the actors to handle, this boost in the melodrama is almost enough to put them into histrionics.

Yes, the acting in THE PET is bad. To call Andrea Edmonson “wooden” would be an insult to trees. The acting is even worse than the barrel bottom production values. D. Stevens manages the impossible; by creating such an awful bit of drivel masquerading as adult content, he makes Zalman King look like Douglas Sirk. Worse, all of the marketing of THE PET positions the film as being aware and empathetic of real BDSM but none of this comes across on screen.

Website Revamp

This year I've been serving as something of an adviser to a good friend of mine, Dee Paige. I gave her a rather pointed and detailed critique of her website, TSPaige.com. She took this in stride and had her webmaster revamp her site. This second version got another no-holds-barred list of further necessary improvements. Finally, I put my "money" where my mouth was and did a site for her gratis at a domain I registered, PaigeTS.com. She was delighted. I managed to talk her into allowing me to work some of my magic at her TSPaige site and I spent the last fortnight giving her site a little cosmetic surgery (I won't call it a complete facelift).

There are a lot of things I'd like to continue to work with her on but I feel that the site's a vast improvement and invite readers to check it out. It's definitely a lot lighter load (save for the intro animation which I want to do code-based) and is now standards-compliant and Search Engine Optimized. Yes, I'm a nerd but I'm a nerd with heart.

Lunchtime Rendezvous

Gabirelle, when you told me that you were coming out to pick me up and that you'd be driving a friend's van, the dirty wheels of my mind went into overdrive.

I pictured us getting lunch to go somewhere and eating it in an isolated parking lot somewhere before going into the back of the van and having some fun. I imagined you taking me in your mouth -- you do it so well -- and giving me something to think about for the rest of my drab day at work.

Little did I know just what kind of van it was! Not too much privacy there!

I've not had a lot of experience with vehicular fun in my life, always very concerned about being caught. I've had one blowjob in a car before -- ten years ago this month, now that I think about it. It was another friend of mine, who brought sandwiches and thermoses of iced tea. We managed to find an unpopulated parking lot in a busy business district. After eating she asked if she could have dessert. I know it was a corny line, but as she reached for my belt buckle, I just didn't care if it was a groaner or not because I quickly became a moaner.

Anyway, thanks for taking me out. Those were the dirty thoughts I was telling you about...

Isn't It Strange

I can remember so few of the compliments I've received in my life but can recall with ease so many of the criticisms.

I was just thinking that today as I saw the reflection of me walking. Ten years ago I got my body weight down to what I was in high school and was told that I "still walk like a fat person." I don't even know what that means but I carry it with me every day.

Sexy Girl

An Important Question

I also wonder which hole Jesus would do?

Sexy Fairy

Wornderful Schoolroom Photos

Courtesy of Madam Jewel.